Bathhouses, Brothels & Saloons, Oh My! T-Shirt

Follow the brick-laid streets of Ellinwood and uncover the town’s not-so-hidden past with this cheeky nod to Kansas history! Inspired by the legendary tunnels beneath the city, this shirt playfully twists the classic Wizard of Oz line to fit the wild and storied past of the Ellinwood Underground—where bathhouses, brothels, and saloons once lined the way.

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt is perfect for history buffs, ghost hunters, and anyone who enjoys a little humor with their history. Whether you're taking a tour of the Underground, raising a glass at our local saloon, or just embracing Ellinwood’s colorful past, this is the perfect souvenir to show off your Ellinwood, Kansas pride!

Available in multiple sizes. Grab yours before the tornado takes them away!